h3y-m00n: breffski: enelec: kristakeehus: I Write Coupons Not Tragedies I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart Build Target, Then We’ll Shop The Walgreens Gentleman The Ballad of Shop Rite Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off Do You Know What I’m Buying? Ded OH WELL IMAGINE AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS “CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN” SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR NOOO i am 500% done this is why i love you guys
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h3y-m00n:

breffski:

enelec:

kristakeehus:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

Build Target, Then We’ll Shop

The Walgreens Gentleman

The Ballad of Shop Rite

Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Do You Know What I’m Buying?

Ded

OH WELL IMAGINE

AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR

OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”

SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME

WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR

I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR

NOOO

i am 500% done

this is why i love you guys

(via whorrado)

Source: 0n0

teenytigress:

lavender-seas:

bromostein:

They use this video for interrogating terrorists.

I feel like I just got raped

I just threw up in my mouth a little

That smile though.

(via whorrado)

Source: ouch