motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
this is defenitly my favorite post on tumblr
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFETIME
OH MY GOD WAIT THE DJ PLAYED THIS AT MY COUSINS WEDDING BY ACCIDENT DURING THE FIRST DANCE AND MY AUNT STARTED CRYING AND THEY COUULDNT SHUT IT OFF AND IT WAS JUST LIKE “covered booty, bare booty, sweaty booty, powder that booty”
what did I just listen to…
this is the theme song for tumblr
never danced so much in my life
that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one